the vietnamese spider web & the crazy taiwanese milf

LINDA & LINA


Well, so recently the things are kind of messy in my life. Despiting some damn slow legal issues I am facing, it's supposed that girls are there to give you some relief, distraction, good times, etc. But well, sometimes you hit the psycho spot and they don't come alone:

Linda is a vietnamese chick chasing me for almost one year. 34 years old, divorced, great body (she looks awesome on her tight red dresses). Besides that, she loves to clean my house and buy me things (quite unusual, since all my mates dating vietnamese girls have to spend loads of money on them). Recently i was refusing to have sex with her, since she doesn't want me to use condoms (a vietnamese classic, at least in Taiwan). Anyway, i can`t refuse a bj once in a while. But i am telling her for many months that i am not looking for a gf (actually i ignored her for almost 6 months, but she got me back somehow). She insists that she wants to go home with me cause she wants to take care of me "as a good friend or brother". Well, the rational talking doesn't work. And i don't want to be rude to her, neither tell her that i don't like her. I tried to distance myself from her by saying that i want to date other girls. But it didn't work at all. She just calls me "bad boy" and asks me to go to my home after i finish my job. She says it's really hard to find "good" foreigners able to speak mandarin (i suppose "good" just means "good looking and/or gentle enough plus the language skills, all without being over 50 years old").

Then last thursday one of her best friends, Lina, came to the club. She is one of the hottest girls i ever seen (despiting her age, in her early thirties). Of course, with that face and body, she is working in yellow KTV's (she denies it, but her friend told me). She said hi to me and started dancing with some foreign guys on the dancefloor, while looking at me. After those eye contact games, she tried to call my attention, but i had to finish my job. Meanwhile her friend Linda (the other vietnamese girl i am dating) appeared and said: "oh you work today? you didn't tell me". Then Lina hugged me and said in mandarin: "you came after! he is mine! and i like him!". Following the joke i said: "oh, yes. i like you too!". Then she turned to me and said: "Really??? Ok, let's go home now!".

Both girls were a bit drunk, then Linda just left and started drinking and talking to a white foreigner. Lina was following me everywhere, but i had to work. So i asked her to wait for me outside.

Everybody left the place and then i went out. She was alone (surrounded by a lot of guys, of course. But i mean, all her vietnamese friends left her alone. Probably they got angry at her because she hit on me in front of Linda). Then she came with me to my scooter and we went home. While going to my scooter, i was affraid to be seen by Linda. Well, not really affraid, but with a kind of uncomfortable feeling. I am doing something ¨bad¨ someway. Not because Linda is my girlfriend. Just because Lina is her best friend and i don`t want the 2 girls to fight for me.

Suddenly, i found 2 customers i know for a while. I said bye to them. One of them smiled and both looked at the girl. They were surely feeling funny and jealous at the same time. The girl is really hot. And she is grabbing my arm after refusing many guys inside the club. She played them, but she finally left with the guy she didn't dance with (cause she already made the choice beforehand). Many girls do that kind of things at clubs. Guys have no choice, we can only hope to be the unexpected chosen one. They are like spiders making a web.

While in my living room, on the sofas, preparing a tuna sandwhich, Linda called her, asking if she went home with me. She denied it all, swearing that she would never do it: "Of course not! We are friends! Anyway, i don't know him that much. Ok, i wanna sleep now. Bye"

Some girls don`t really respect a long friendship with another girl when they like a man. Well, in fact they don't respect friendship, marriage, couples or whatever the targeted guy is involved. I don`t say guys don`t do such things, but most of us have a code of honor and we initially try to avoid those situations. Or at least we believe so.

"She is my best friend. We met in Vietnam even before coming to Taiwan, 11 years ago. I know her very well. Don`t be stupid. You saw her dancing with other guys, right? So you better just think about  yourself."

Even when i agree with all her points, i don`t think she is a better person than the other girl. She is even worse for sure. More lies, more mess... the more beautiful is the girl, more the problems.

Later, on bed, she was playing hard to get. She wanted to hear something she could use as an excuse to have sex with me. Something like "i like you more than your friend" or "i really like you". Even "i love you". My answers were never good enough if i was not clearly saying that i liked her. She said my answers were wrong because i didn't understand the questions in mandarin. She said when you can speak good mandarin, you can "get" the real meaning of those questions. So it leads you to the "right" answers. It was hilarious and surrealistic. Anyway, she was clearly playing the game.

After i got tired of all that and i started really trying to sleep beside her, she started being more and more aggresive. She kissed me wildly and pulled off my clothes in 10 seconds. She didn't want to have "safe" sex (vietnamese classic again). "I don't have any disease, i can't have baby, haha... you are affraid" and things like that. Anyway i put on my condom and she complaint all the time. She even tried to scratch it off with her nails. I had to change position in order to finish. She has a great body. I know that she has a 9 or 10 years old kid, but she still looks super skinny, fit and awesome. Her face is damn beautiful too. Would be impossible to stop now. I think no man on earth could.

After that, she went home. Despiting my cellphone number, she didn't ask for anything else. She sent me some "good girlfriend" sms on the next days: "you work so hard, be careful, it's cold outside tonight, i am so bored tonigh, i miss you, you miss me?". I answered the sms, but not the direct calls.

Next day, Linda (the other girl) already feels (or directly knows) what happened last night. So since then, she is picking up a different foreign white guy every day, and getting into a taxi together in front of me. To be honest, i don't feel anything when i see that. I am kind of happy for her. And i feel relieved too. While she was doing the same kind of things on my back (some of my friends saw her in other bars, while i was working or at home), the fact about doing it now openly just meant that she didn't care about me anymore.

THE CRAZY MILF

A girl i met while working. We had something like a 10 minutes broken conversation, we exchanged numbers, etc. "我們可以當好朋友 (we can be good friends)", she said... 2 weeks later, she invited me to go to the 烏來 hotsprings at midnight. I used my scooter to ride till there. It was fun. Once there, in the private room, she put herself  completely naked in front of me. She made fun about my swimming pants, then she covered her body with a towel to be equal. She teased me for 1h. but nothing happened. She said that my naked body was quite impressive, she couldn't tell how strong i am while i was wearing clothes at work.

After that, I took her home around 2:30am and she said that she wouldn`t invite me to come upstairs, cause she had a lot of work to do in a few hours. Next time.

Another day, she came to the bar and she asked me to go to her place, around 4am in the morning. She came in a taxi and took me there. Then, upstairs (she lives in a nice apartment, for sure she makes good money at work), she prepared me some food and she gave me a towel. She wanted me to take a shower before going to bed. She gave me a pijama from her "ex-husband". She told me she had an 18 years old son (but i didn't imagine that he was living with her).

When i was trying to put on a condom, she said: "you don`t need to use that. I can't have kids anymore". I trusted her because being 7 years older than me, richer than me and so on, i didn`t think that she could be looking to get something from me. Then we did it. She said she couldn't make much noise, cause her son was sleeping in another room till 9am. So the second time, after that, she was much louder during sex. That was very awkward, but very exciting too.

Another day, i decided to pay her back the hotspring invitation by inviting her to have dinner in a expensive restaurant. She invited me to her home again. We stayed in her living room watching a hongkonese movie for a while. She also talked to her son in his room (her son's room door looked  exacly the same as the whole wooden wall in front of me, like a hidden gate... maybe she was hiding the elephant man in here??). I didn't see him. It could have been very strange.

Anyway, we did it again. It was good. Then i left in the afternoon.

Around 2 months later, she called me. I didn't answer. Then she sent me a few chat msg's in line apologizing by not calling me for a while. She said that she was damn busy. I said no worries. I also saw her sometimes at the club with male customers/friends/whatever, getting drunk together, getting a taxi together, things like that. I didn't see anything bad about it, just a successful business woman trying to have some fun during her free time.

Well, then this weekend she came back again, alone. She talked to a few customers, she danced, drank, and then left. We didn`t talk much. And this sunday she was texting me asking what i was doing. She said she was out. And i was at home doing nothing. Then, when she went back to her home, we chatted for a while via smartphone. She was a bit angry. And she asked if she could give a call now. I didn`t answer, but she did anyway.

She asked why i didn`t call her all this time. Why i went to Hong Kong. Why i was so affraid. Well, i said that i didn't call her cause she knows where i work. And she can find me anytime. She said that she went to Japan for 1 month. Oh, yes. She mentioned it during that dinner 2 months ago. But i forgot. And my trip to HK... it was just 1 day. She said i didn't tell her how long my trip was... i thought i did. Anyway, about being affraid, i really had no idea what she was talking about.

"You don't like me... so we broke up?"

Sorry?? We have never been together. We just had 2 or 3 dates and... "But we had sex! In Taiwan, that means that you thought about relationship!" Well, not really. It could be... but not so fast, specially dating an older woman with a kid. Then she got angry. She talked some more nonsense, she called me selfish, bitter and other things and finally said: "I have a baby! But that's not your problem. It's mine!" Then she started crying.

"You came to my house, we made love, so i thought we had a relationship! I am so stupid"

Well, that wasn't the point anymore. Althought i didn't want to fight her and i said that i do like her, she is beautiful, smart and so on, the point now was: "you said that you coulnd`t have kids. How come you got pregnant? You lied!" She said it was unexpected, she was not lying.... haha. Ok, my fault. So what now?

"I don`t care about the money. I know you can't take care of this. And since you don't like me, i don't have to tell you about this anymore. And you can`t ask me about this anymore, ok? I can take care of 2 babies. But i don't want to have a baby without a father again (more crying). Ok, we are just friends. I am not gonna call you anymore. This is my problem. I am gonna hang out the phone now."

Shit.

at least now i know (if all this is true) that i am fertile :) 

Ancho de espaldas y estrecho de culo, maricón seguro

Ni una cosa ni la otra. Pero la semana pasada esta vieja lesión lumbar volvió a aparecer. Hacía aproximadamente un par de años que no me daba problemas serios. El caso es que estaba aumentando gradualmente la intesidad y frecuencia de mis entrenamientos, sumado a mis clases de artes marciales. Y así, en medio de una clase que estaba impartiendo, por haber puesto a un alumno a hacer el calentamiento, por haber hecho sparring sin haber calentado y por tener ya los músculos tocados de una sesión de jogging+sprints 2 horas antes, me quedé clavado mientras efectuaba una proyección de cadera. Es un poco vergonzoso quedarte en el suelo sin poder levantarte, tratando de disimular delante de todos tus alumnos, que te miran raro mientras te intentas incorporar arrastrándote por el suelo como un gusano.

Finalmente, me tuvieron que ayudar a levantarme. Aún así, no dejé que me llevaran al hospital inmediatamente. Quise acabar la clase, pero mis alumnos se negaron a seguir entrenando hasta el final. Bueno, al final acabamos la clase 15 minutos antes de lo habitual y me llevaron a urgencias en coche.

Un lumbago es de lo más jodido que hay. Me inyectaron un calmante que no me hizo demasiado. También me recetaron unos analgésicos que me daban un sueño de cojones. De hecho, los 2 días posteriores (que los pasé en la cama casi todo el tiempo) fueron muy jodidos. Pero ya teniendo práctica con la lesión y sabiendo que no hay hernia discal ni demás (parece ser que es muscular), intenté volver a mis actividades cotidianas (excepto entrenar y hacer pesas, claro). Me quedé esos 2 días a dormir en el gimnasio, en el cuarto de mi socio (él durmió en el cuarto de baño con su hermana, a pesar de que le dije que no hacía falta. Pero una cosa es cierta: los taiwaneses, aparte de ser muy majos, pueden dormir en cualquier sitio a cualquier hora). Al día siguiente, me vino a ver una de las chicas con las que estoy saliendo ahora y tuvimos una buena sesión de sexo sin demasiadas complicaciones. De hecho, al follar parece que los músculos de la espalda se calientan e incluso se reduce el dolor. Todo parece menos grave cuando una lesión no te impide hacer la mayoría de cosas que más te gustan.

Ahora ya hace una semana de aquello y me he recuperado bastante (también llevo un par de días con ibuprofenos, que me parecen funcionar mejor que lo que me recetaron en el hospital). Hoy he vuelto a follar con esta niña y eso, sumado a estar de buen humor, parece que acelera la recuperación. No tengo claro si es más lo físico o lo mental, pero hacer las cosas que te gustan y la actividad física moderada son más que recomendables para un lumbago jodido de estos.

Ahora sólo espero recuperarme un poco más (siempre ha existido algo de dolor desde que me lesioné hace un par de años, pero no me ha impedido volver a practicar artes marciales, mma, pesas y todo lo demás. Nunca te recuperas 100%, al menos en mi caso) y volver al ataque.

我喜歡不會講英文的台妹

我最近跟一個25歲女孩常常見面。我不喜歡去外國人的夜店，所以這個在台灣人夜店認識的女人不會講英文。我覺得不會說英文的女生，她們大部分的時候都比較漂亮，簡單，真正，什麼的。有些天以前她問我：“你喜歡那一種的女生？” 我只跟她說：”我喜歡不會講英文的女生而已“。“那裡語言有關系？？”。“你看。。只有兩種台灣女人會講英文。第一種：因為她的工作，在國際公司上班，她一定需要講英文，什麼的。第二種：一個跟很多外國人約了。那她為什麼要跟很多外國人約會？？平常都是因為她們沒有辦法跟台灣男生在一起。有可能那個女生方面有問題：外在，個性，年紀。。我真的覺得那些事情無所謂，沒有問題。但我不喜歡一個台灣女生只想跟我在一起因為他沒有辦法決定，還是她找不到台灣男朋友。我知道她們大部分說都是因為她們不喜歡台灣男生。她們說外國人比較gentleman, 還是她們喜歡黃色頭髮，藍色眼睛。。隨便。我不太相信那些接口，尤其是那些女生最近很多人叫”西餐妹“。我一定覺得我不喜歡這樣子。” 然後那個認識的女孩跟我說：“嗯嗯。。對啊。我了解。一定是真的。” “對。比方說，我認識你的時候你跟好多台灣人座上那個夜店的桌子。你一定跟很多台灣男生有機會，因為他們有請妳座。但你選我了。妳有看到我在舞池然後你抓了我手臂。別的男生想跟你跳舞，但你不理他們了。那個我覺得是最重要的事。男生和女生（如果我們有機會的話）都喜歡有很多機會選的人。沒有人喜歡誰沒人喜歡的。”

去年一個出租車司機跟我說：我們台灣男生如果沒有錢的話就沒辦法找到女朋友，結婚。。你們外國人還有機會，因為有些女生喜歡特別的感覺。有可能你沒有錢，不過你有特色，魅力。我們應該存很多錢，要不然沒辦法。我就跟我新的女朋友討論這個事情。她說如果女生很漂亮一定是這樣子。但跟還好的，不好看的女人，當然都可以。好， 反正那是另一個故事。。